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Siagor #241 Posted 08 September 2019 - 08:21 AM

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View Posthoughtonbee, on 08 September 2019 - 06:05 AM, said:

Saw the man, the myth, the legend toying with an F94D tier 9 on an opposing team last night. My Seahawk only chewed him up once alas in a straight forward victory for us.

 

All credit to him though, many many others would have uninstalled with his record (assuming he's not trolling the game). He just keeps going.

 

 

That's why he's a legend. Along with being a man and the myth.

 

 

This is how I imagined it before:

 

View Postzen_monk_, on 17 May 2019 - 01:11 PM, said:

Imagine our Hero, fighting the horrendous menagerie ägains äll ödds and gotts wg who hate Him. Still he endures, loses 10/10, determined to out-turn 93 with 78,  ı start to atacke , in that momment is the base in a caotic station , all over turning and shotting  we all in dogfight,  a station where  so fast playing extrem close eachother    day in and day out, braving all the perils like a men...

 

...and then, in the ungodly hour of the night, he better know the game switch off , takes a grail of mead, sits by the fireplace and in (heavily accented) German delivers: There are weird time periods or certain days, there can not be your best give it nothing, you constantly lose, after all, I am not the supermen, who has to win every match alone.

 

 

 

 

 

 

...and now, on top of all this, he has to search all the maps for a certain player with a complicated name and some numbers on the end, to "make this game for you to nightmare in future".

 

A true hero.

 

 


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Ensign_Steel #242 Posted 08 September 2019 - 09:47 AM

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View Postzen_monk_, on 08 September 2019 - 10:21 AM, said:

 

That's why he's a legend. Along with being a man and the myth.

 

 

That's why I'm so damn jealous of him. He just plays the game because he enjoys it and he doesn't give a damn about his stats. I wish I could do the same, but no matter how hard I try to get into the does-not-matter-just-enjoy-the-goddamn-game state of mind, each loss brings my urine to its boiling point - not because of the loss itself, not because I get lower XP and credits, but because I know my stats will get worse. Stats are truly the worst part of this whole damn game.


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You can't have your cake and have [whopee] with it


Discontinued #243 Posted 08 September 2019 - 05:27 PM

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I gave up on caring about stats partly because I have good stats. Kind of the way rich people don't really care about money :)

 

Gradually over time I began to consiously try to care less and less, it takes time to change ones mindset.

 

Try not looking at your profile for a few weeks.

 

Kick that stat habit. 

 

I've been clean now for 6 weeks 2 day and 11 hours.

 

 


Edited by Discontinued, 08 September 2019 - 05:28 PM.

 

 

 "May cause the explode problem"


Grison_SE #244 Posted 08 September 2019 - 07:33 PM

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View PostDiscontinued, on 08 September 2019 - 05:27 PM, said:

I gave up on caring about stats partly because I have good stats. Kind of the way rich people don't really care about money :)

 

Gradually over time I began to consiously try to care less and less, it takes time to change ones mindset.

 

Try not looking at your profile for a few weeks.

 

Kick that stat habit. 

 

I've been clean now for 6 weeks 2 day and 11 hours.

 

 


Good Job 

 

My name is Grison and I'm a statoholic. But I've been clean for 4 weeks now. :great:


Edited by Grison_SE, 08 September 2019 - 07:33 PM.

Please have patience with my spelling/language. English is not my native tounge.

Siagor #245 Posted 08 September 2019 - 07:40 PM

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My name is Zen and I don't care about stats one bit.

 

I'm here to shoot planes and have fun.



apartclassic #246 Posted 08 September 2019 - 08:01 PM

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View Postzen_monk_, on 08 September 2019 - 07:40 PM, said:

My name is Zen and I don't care about stats one bit.

 

I'm here to shoot planes and have fun.

 

I am a unicorn and I don't believe in humans. I smell roses and enjoy the views. I'm addicted to screenshots and overall cuteness. Also, when I see something I like, I be like:

 

 

And He is one of those things. Because he's epic2


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Siagor #247 Posted 08 September 2019 - 08:10 PM

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And I do agree 100% with this:

 

View Postapartclassic, on 08 September 2019 - 08:01 PM, said:

And He is one of those things. Because he's epic2

 

Every time He wrote something, it was memorable. The battle descriptions - epic. The issues He has with the game? As all ours combined then multiplied by X.

 

 

Pay attention to this: an after-battle rant He sent to Praw... it lasted for three minutes. Three! All of us when angry write something either insulting or cynical, a simple word or a short pointy sentence - or nothing at all - but he took three whole minutes to meticulously point out the list of (impossible, but who cares) ways he'll make gaming a living hell for this chikken :teethhappy:

 

When he rants - boy oh boy, does he rant!


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apartclassic #248 Posted 08 September 2019 - 08:23 PM

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View Postzen_monk_, on 08 September 2019 - 08:10 PM, said:

 

 

 

 

And I do agree 100% with this:

 

 

Every time he wrote something, it was memorable. The battle descriptions - epic. The issues he has with the game? As all ours combined then multiplied by X.

 

 

Pay attention to this: an after-battle rant he sent to Praw... it lasted for three minutes. Three! All of us when angry write something either insulting or cynical, a simple word or a short pointy sentence - or nothing at all - but he took three whole minutes to meticulously point out the list of (impossible, but who cares) ways he'll make gaming a living hell for this chikken :teethhappy:

 

When he rants - boy oh boy, does he rant!

 

What if?.....

 


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GonerNL #249 Posted 09 September 2019 - 08:10 AM

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View Postzen_monk_, on 08 September 2019 - 09:40 PM, said:

My name is Zen and I don't care about stats one bit.

I'm here to shoot planes and have fun.

 

I'm Goner and I hate matchmaking and überbots.

Stats are just stats, the real problem is that all those defeats where you try your best and even come #1 on the losing team, will just leave you with the feeling that is was all for nothing, literally ; no missions points, no materials, less credits and exp.

Having fun then is difficult ...

 



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Well to have the chosen one insult you is in fact a anointment into a higher plane, A mark of honor an accolade higher than any medal. 

 

I'm very jealous as he once insulted me and i failed to screen it in time.. Like teardrops in the rain his insult slipped through my fingers.

 

Kind of like when you where kid, did a double back flip on the trampoline, but no one was there to see it.

 

 

 


 

 

 "May cause the explode problem"


Siagor #251 Posted 09 September 2019 - 08:46 AM

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How about the next time anyone sees Him, send him the message "Hey I've just seen prawiejakzywiec666 on Albion:Gordian Knot" or something, to help him with his search.

prawiejakzywiec666 #252 Posted 09 September 2019 - 09:27 AM

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I have not seen the Chosen One for a while and miss him already... Probably he misses me too...

 

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Edited by Discontinued, 09 September 2019 - 09:51 AM.

 

 

 "May cause the explode problem"


Siagor #254 Posted 09 September 2019 - 07:39 PM

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An interesting video.

 

Better sit down before opening this, because you'll see the KİNG OF THE SKYS

 

Spoiler

 



apartclassic #255 Posted 09 September 2019 - 07:52 PM

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View Postzen_monk_, on 09 September 2019 - 07:39 PM, said:

An interesting video.

 

Better sit down before opening this, because you'll see the KİNG OF THE SKYS

 

Spoiler

 

 

And this, my friends, is teh ultimate treat. Enjoy :)


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BravelyRanAway #256 Posted 09 September 2019 - 08:01 PM

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View Postapartclassic, on 09 September 2019 - 07:52 PM, said:

 

And this, my friends, is teh ultimate treat. Enjoy :)

At 13-17 FPS...I'd better bring sandwiches.


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apartclassic #257 Posted 09 September 2019 - 08:09 PM

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View PostBravelyRanAway, on 09 September 2019 - 08:01 PM, said:

At 13-17 FPS...I'd better bring sandwiches.

 

 

The intensity of skill and emotions oh His part impacts performance (oh damn, a pun, unintended but meaningful). Be careful not to choke though, this is the 'real deal'.


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Emtod #258 Posted 10 September 2019 - 03:11 AM

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View Postprawiejakzywiec666, on 09 September 2019 - 09:27 AM, said:

I have not seen the Chosen One for a while and miss him already... Probably he misses me too...

 

chikken

 

Dont worry - the Chosen One is back again - i met him today twice (my luck: in the opposing team).

But to be honest i was a bit disapointed, he didnt even noticed me (altough i did the blasphemy to shoot him down several times) - no motivational comments from him :(

(To be clear: i didnt hunt him, i tried to avoid him as long as possible, to let him play his game, but in every game there is the moment when the unavoidable has to be done, my apologies)



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He just ignores me :(

 

I dunno, If it where me i would mercilessly target the exulted one . Solely to get a comment insult, or threat of destroying my futures.

 

For he, is the one prophesied  bring balance to the force, he is the Anti Appartclassic the Un-Unicorn the bringer of all things unpro.

 

I'm jealous as it would take an immense amount of unskill and dedication to achieve such greatness, we are mere shadows a pair of scuttling claws.

 

 

Its good to know, the special one is out there fighting the good fight for all of us....

 

 

 

 


 

 

 "May cause the explode problem"


Siagor #260 Posted 10 September 2019 - 09:16 AM

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View PostDiscontinued, on 10 September 2019 - 09:13 AM, said:

For he, is the one prophesied  bring balance to the force, he is the Anti Appartclassic the Un-Unicorn the bringer of all things unpro.

 

This is a good one.

 

We might call him Cissalctrappa.







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