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Ziptop #1 Posted 06 November 2019 - 03:33 AM

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(mostly screamed during the course of a late excursion in a mid tier Soviet GAA.)

 

(Targets CMD centre) - "attack CMD centre"

(screams) "No, no,.no, not you! You are a Bf110-C bot, you don't even have any bombs!!!!"

 

(Targets the enemy bomber) - "attack bomber" 

(Screams) "No, no, no, not you! You are a bot I-16 that's almost at sea level! Why would you try to chase off way up there?"

 

(Hits "Need support")

(Screams) What? Wait..You are way over the other side of the map. What's wrong with this fighter that's right next to me?

 

(Hits "Enemy on my tail" repeatedly - half expects a bot bomber to show up) 

(Screams) "the flames, the flames"

 

...and who can forget that classic (in a Japanese fighter) 

Wait...is that the battle? Way up there? Why is everybody up there? Hold on, wait for me! I'm coming, I'm on my way....

I'm still on my way.

Wait...what? Is this as high as I can get? Oh well, I guess I'll see you in a week then.

 

 

 



FooFaFie #2 Posted 06 November 2019 - 03:11 PM

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lol..."enemy on my tail"... bot on the other side of the map reacts...always funny when there other bots near you :sceptic:

 

I still think it is still better than nobody reacting :D But they could make the system better if you ask me. 


Edited by FooFaFie, 06 November 2019 - 03:13 PM.


Spartan_93 #3 Posted 07 November 2019 - 01:42 PM

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View PostZiptop, on 06 November 2019 - 03:33 AM, said:

 

(Targets the enemy bomber) - "attack bomber" 

(Screams) "No, no, no, not you! You are a bot I-16 that's almost at sea level! Why would you try to chase off way up there?

 

 

The bot will answer: "Because of broken stall mechanic" :P



RoyalFlyingCorps #4 Posted 07 November 2019 - 03:09 PM

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My favourite is heading towards an airfield or garrison and asking for help, only for the bomber heading towards the plant to turn around whilst the fighters continue going there...

AngryTotalEgal #5 Posted 07 November 2019 - 03:19 PM

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But to be honest, only human fighters head to plant... And crash there after the GAA bot got 30% of the base. 

RoyalFlyingCorps #6 Posted 07 November 2019 - 03:29 PM

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Or fly around looking for the “defenders” whilst being torn to pieces by the AA...

AngryTotalEgal #7 Posted 07 November 2019 - 04:40 PM

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Anyway, be fair to the bots. Just ensure them to be as foolish as humans - and the cause is obvious, they are programmed by them

Spartan_93 #8 Posted 07 November 2019 - 05:40 PM

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View PostAngryTotalEgal, on 07 November 2019 - 04:40 PM, said:

Anyway, be fair to the bots. Just ensure them to be as foolish as humans - and the cause is obvious, they are programmed by them

 

But bots have rules to follow

=> fighter bots attack planes and bomber/GAA bots attack groundtargets.

But humans? No rules, just chaos!



AngryTotalEgal #9 Posted 07 November 2019 - 06:05 PM

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Oooh there is a big rule for humans, named sanity and reason or human mind. But that has been replaced by I do what I want when I want. 




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