Laaaaast Christmaaas, I played with my plane,
And to win I did not really need to pay
Thiiiiis year, with no golden shells
I'll try and do something special
Last Christmas, I gave you my time,
But the very same day my game crashed away
This year, if Wargaming really cares
Will WoWP live up to its potential ?
Once shot down out of the sky
I keep my distance
But you still catch my plane
Tell me, enemy AI
Are you focusing me?
Well, I am specialized
It doesn't surprise me
(Merry Wargaming!) I play this game and enjoy it
With a note saying, "Packet Loss, " I cannot bloody move my plane around and when I shoot at enemy planes the bullets go through because the plane has moved away but the server has not updated and I am moving sideways"
Now, I know what a fool I've been
But I love you WoWP now
I know you will fool me again
Last Christmas, I flew in my plane
But at 2000 yards, a Yak (with a 57mm) shot me away
This year, to save on repairs
I'll get get a new plane with a supply
Last Christmas, I gave WoWP a shot,
The very same day, my attention was caught ...
-now everybody together-
Oh cmon, I cannot believe you read all through this. Get a life, go and get laid.
Edited by levlos, 18 December 2019 - 07:33 AM.
- You can't shoot me! I have a very low threshold of death. My doctor says I can't have bullets enter my body at any time.-
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