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Discontinued #1 Posted 21 May 2020 - 01:25 PM

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So Most people are unaware that wearing Cologne, After shave or Perfume can increase your chances of victory FACT its a widely kept secret amongst the Unicorn players which i leaked a while ago.

 

This has been well documented, but the powers that be have kept a good man down they took all my Scent based tips for improving gameplay down. So my secret recipe for success. Is Panache, why smell like a million dollars when you can smell like £4:99 

 

 

Question is what fragrance do you use when piloting in World of warplanes. get in quick before they take down this game breaking post!

 


 

 

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zgubny #2 Posted 21 May 2020 - 01:54 PM

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View PostDiscontinued, on 21 May 2020 - 02:25 PM, said:

Question is what fragrance do you use when piloting in World of warplanes. get in quick before they take down this game breaking post!

 

When i want to get an Ace plus a victory  i tend to use this one : DOLCE & GABBANA the one !

it's about 60 euros , 100 ml



Vladinir_Shotitov #3 Posted 21 May 2020 - 02:14 PM

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My fragrance is one I produce myself - She Who Must Be Obeyed refers to it as Eau de Camel's Armpit.  This thread will self-destruct in 5...4...3...
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View PostVladinir_Shotitov, on 21 May 2020 - 03:14 PM, said:

My fragrance is one I produce myself - She Who Must Be Obeyed refers to it as Eau de Camel's Armpit.  This thread will self-destruct in 5...4...3...

 

Same here.

 

And when faced with flight of specced padders, I resort to a special, kinda nitro in motoring - I take off my All Stars Converse.


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zgubny #5 Posted 21 May 2020 - 08:07 PM

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View Postzen_monk_, on 21 May 2020 - 03:41 PM, said:

And when faced with flight of specced padders, I resort to a special, kinda nitro in motoring - I take off my All Stars Converse.

 

impossible : there are 2 holes in the inside of the shoes , the most obvious use of the holes is that they allow our feet to breathe better, especially if you are not wearing socks.

Better breathability reduces sweating and painful friction and friction that leads to stinky and painful feet .

 

                                                                                                                Finger Shoe Foot Odor, PNG, 948x842px, Watercolor, Cartoon, Flower ...

 

In addition to that a Fragrance is something pleasant  like a Perfume  , so please , stop derailing any kind of topic or I will be obliged to call on a moderator (or even call Jakub ) :teethhappy:

 

 

View PostDiscontinued, on 21 May 2020 - 02:25 PM, said:

So my secret recipe for success. Is Panache, why smell like a million dollars when you can smell like £4:99

 

in France Panach' is an old drink made of beer and limonade also known as "Panaché" ( the old name)

 

                                      but it's also a famous Fragrance :

 

     sorry i couldn't resist ! lol :D:teethhappy:

 



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You cannot beat the great smell of Brut.

 



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The fear of the enemy is smell enough. :P

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Hey, that thing migrated!

 

 

But....

 

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View Postzgubny, on 21 May 2020 - 09:07 PM, said:

 

: there are 2 holes in the inside of the shoes , the most obvious use of the holes is that they allow our feet to breathe better, especially if you are not wearing socks.

 

 

                                                                                                                Finger Shoe Foot Odor, PNG, 948x842px, Watercolor, Cartoon, Flower ...

 

 

Never in the history of mankind with feet have those two holes managed to ventilate anything.

 

Their only purpose might be to allow sweat to pour out, or rather to allow dust and dirt to come in and make muck - which only adds to their smelling side.

 

When worn on bare feet, Converse All Stars are the ultimate biochemical weapon of mass destruction, as witnessed in many a sports dressing rooms - and my hallway, according to Mrs Zen.


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View Postzen_monk_, on 21 May 2020 - 11:55 PM, said:

 

Never in the history of mankind with feet have those two holes managed to ventilate anything.

 

Their only purpose might be to allow sweat to pour out, or rather to allow dust and dirt to come in and make muck - which only adds to their smelling side.

 

When worn on bare feet, Converse All Stars are the ultimate biochemical weapon of mass destruction, as witnessed in many a sports dressing rooms - and my hallway, according to Mrs Zen.

 

  cause you've simply put the shoes on the wrong feet :teethhappy:



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View PostMerkwuerdigliebe, on 21 May 2020 - 11:44 PM, said:

Even the mere presence of some enemies...

 

Fortunately a small percentage of English hate the French, and it's the same with us ! We love the Brits  !

 

         

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...and there was me thinking a scent of napalm in the morning was the way to go. :kamikaze:

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How very "a poor collapsed cow" of you.

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If anyone is stuck I can always supply Bic No1 Cologne, it does not have the same powers to improve game play  but is 60% effective

 

 

 


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View PostBravelyRanAway, on 22 May 2020 - 02:46 PM, said:

...and there was me thinking a scent of napalm in the morning was the way to go. :kamikaze:

  

  Gooooooood Morning Napalm !

For those who love the smell of Napalm in the morning like Robert Duvall : 

 

                                                                                                        it smells like ... Victory


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Don't know about you guys, but seeing in pictures what napalm does to people, I would steer clear of making fun about it. Its like making jokes about landmines.

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View Postlevlos, on 24 May 2020 - 03:12 PM, said:

Its like making jokes about landmines.

Yeah...I put my foot in it...............oh wait!


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View Postlevlos, on 24 May 2020 - 04:12 PM, said:

Don't know about you guys, but seeing in pictures what napalm does to people, I would steer clear of making fun about it. Its like making jokes about landmines.

 

As the question is what fragrance do you use when piloting in World of warplanes , personally i prefer the smell of kipper in the air like Ace Rimmer :

 

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This man does not shower since 12 years. No water, no shampoo, no anything but bacteria. That's a real man and true scientist. An idol for the male gender!

 


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View Postzgubny, on 25 May 2020 - 12:24 PM, said:

 

As the question is what fragrance do you use when piloting in World of warplanes , personally i prefer the smell of kipper in the air like Ace Rimmer :

 

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He took a famous movie reference in my post and tried to make it into something that wasn't intended, cringeworthy stuff.


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